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President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Moderator1, Nov 12, 2016.

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  1. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    If I read the thing right he paid the women to piss on each other, not him. Knowing how tough it is for him to stay on topic, I'm halfway expecting him to get fed up and clarify this point.
     
    Jake_Taylor, Jan 11, 2017
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  2. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    This site makes me legitimately laugh out loud at least once a day. That's why I keep coming back.
     
    Dick Whitman, Jan 11, 2017
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  3. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    "Nobody pissed on me. Nobody pissed on me. Wrong. Wrong. You're wrong. I do the pissing, believe me."
     
    BitterYoungMatador2, Jan 11, 2017
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  4. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    "I have the most beautiful piss. And the stream - believe me - I can put out a campfire at 20 paces. It's true. It is."
     
    Inky_Wretch, Jan 11, 2017
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  5. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I wonder what happens when he eats asparagus.
     
    Vombatus, Jan 11, 2017
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  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Hey YankeeFan,

    When you go to Trump's inauguration, a little tip. Don't stand too close to the Rockettes when they lift their legs.
     
    Ace, Jan 11, 2017
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  7. DanielSimpsonDay

    DanielSimpsonDay Well-Known Member

    The best off-putting smell. The best.
     
    DanielSimpsonDay, Jan 11, 2017
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  8. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    "Scott Pruitt will make it legal for me to eat asparagus again."
     
    Oggiedoggie, Jan 11, 2017
    #7676
  9. DanielSimpsonDay

    DanielSimpsonDay Well-Known Member

    Maybe he can get Gallagher to perform. Everyone will have parkas and tarps anyway.
     
    DanielSimpsonDay, Jan 11, 2017
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  10. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    The story doesn't even allege that they peed on him!
     
    YankeeFan, Jan 11, 2017
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  11. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    He allegedly paid them to pee on a bed the Obamas slept on, which is actually somewhat hilarious and not sexually perverse, but just kind of being a funny asshole.

    My suspicion is that it's 100 percent false, but speaks to a larger issue.
     
    Dick Whitman, Jan 11, 2017
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  12. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Trump's a germaphobe. Not buying it.
     
    YankeeFan, Jan 11, 2017
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