The final days of McDonald's?

Had one last night. The son of a bitch just falls all over the place.

 

Exactly. The falling lettuce problem on the Big Mac is multiplied on this behemoth.

 

Grand Mac would be better if they put one of their eggs on it instead of the lettuce.

 

You know what? Piss on it.
I'll eat one for lunch, then order 2 egg mcmuffins. Disassemble the Grand Mac, take the lettuce out, put the eggs on instead, then report back.
Shit, I may even take a pic of it and put it on here.

 

That's the manliest post in these parts for many a day.

 

Call it the Grandpa Mac.

 

The Egg McMuffin has scrambled egg. Only a sunny side up egg belongs on a burger.

 

Sunny side up is preferable, yes. But if we're working with what the munchkins have on hand, I'd rather have that "egg patty" than the mounds of lettuce.

 

This.

 

Interestingly, the McDonald's franchise owner who created the Big Mac in 1967 was 98 when he died a few months ago. It stands to reason that he ate more than his share of supposedly unhealthy Big Macs over the years and still made it to a ripe old age. Kind of like folks who took up cigarette smoking in their teens, never quit despite all the medical information and societal pressure, and still make it into their 80s and 90s.

 

That's what they've got.
It's McDonald's. Special orders upset them.
You've got to work with what they've got.

 

I could never eat a Grand Mac while driving. Same reason there's few Taco Bell items which can be eaten on the fly.