Must have been over a year ago, because it was before we had our daughter, but I'm driving home, and my wife is working late. I'm kind of hungry, but I know there isn't much food in the house. I don't know what I want or what I might pick up on the way home, but somehow I decide I'm going make myself a peanut butter and jelly on toast. And, I never eat PB&Js. So, I get home, and there's no bread. And there's not much else to eat either. Besides, now I have my heart set on a PB&J. So, I find some big flout tortillas, and I think, "I can make this work." So I throw a tortilla on a griddle to heat it up and start to build a peanut butter and jelly burrito. Turned into a big disgusting mess. Worst BB&J ever.
I loved the shade on Crustables in the article. Those things aren't fit to feed to dogs or D-League players.
I'm a big sourdough fan, I used to make my own. Never thought of it for PB&J, will have to give it a whirl. Always gone with white or wheat and I'm a crunchy fan. Jelly flavor not important. Haven't had one in ages. Found a jar of PB in my cabinet last night that I bought in Maryland - more than three years ago. Still smells fine. That shit ever go bad?
Moddy, it's full of preservatives. Or plastics. Or maybe both. It will outlive the cockroaches after a nuclear war.
Those melt in a jersey pocket or pack during the summer. You can grab a couple of PB&Js at the aid station, eat one as you're leaving and save the other for the halfway point to the next fuel stop. PB&Js and GUs, I've done six 100 mile bike rides and one marathon.
The bread for a PB&J is wheat. That's right, suckas. I said it. Good ole fucking glutenous wheat. Get a bowl, and you mix the peanut butter and jelly together into a spread before putting on the sandwich. Separate = Horrendous. Together = Bliss. --------- The local Panera Bread named a sandwich after my son. It goes like this: Fresh white bread. Peanut butter mixed with a quarter packet of hot chocolate. Stir to combine. Eat it and cry tears of joy.
What in the hell is wrong with you?? First, you don't need to dirty a separate bowl to mix peanut butter and jelly. Is the Panera Sandwich named the Junior Diabetes?