President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Like the taco trucks on every corner?

 

Could it be he's become so conditioned to losing it doesn't matter?

 

Tough day for Republicans. They lose in their bid to force women to go back to work within two months of giving birth, and now the Central Texas College of Sexual Assault is losing in the Sweet 16.

 

Now POTUS wants bipartisanship. Because throwing down lightning bolts from the sky didn't work.

And in sports, Hell to host NHL Winter Classic.

 

Perhaps a nice lawsuit will shut that bullshit site down.

 

This reads like Taibbi but without words like cocksucker and mentions of vampire squid.

 

Let's take a look at the Trump-Bannon scoreboard:
Muslim Ban 1.0: Rejected
Muslim Ban 2.0: Limbo
Death of Omabacare: Rejected

Not much winning there.

 

This is a good story.

‘The closer’? The inside story of how Trump tried — and failed — to make a deal on health care

 

And 1.

 

You can't understate what a monumental debacle this is.

A Republican president, with a Republican House and a Republican Senate, fails to even get a vote on the one thing the Republican Party has been unified in vowing to do for the past seven years.

This is what happens when dickless cowards sell their souls to a psychotic toddler.

 

Wins the Internet!