Running 2017 MLB regular season thread

" ... adjusted for ball park effects"

 

Having a great bullpen is like having a girlfriend in college who is always polite and gracious when your parents come to visit. After a while, you lull yourself into think they're all going to be like this.

The 2017 Royals bullpen is the chick with purple hair, black lipstick and a pierced tongue dropping f-bombs as her go-to adjective. When she's not grabbing your junk under the table at dinner.

 

My opinion of that second option depends heavily on how she grabs junk under the table.

 

Suicide Girls for life!

 

But isn't the latter far more fun?

 

Yes but not when Mom and Dad are taking you both out to Applebee's under their relentless judging.

 

Oh, I don't know... if you're not really serious about her, that could be a whole lot of fun.

 

Ex-Dodger Guerrero gravely ill after stroke

 

June of '85 was a great month to be a Dodgers fan. Pedro hit 15 homers and had something like 30 RBIs. He was one of my favorites.

Before Pederson, there was Pedro: 15 homers in June 1985

 

Did O.J. finally catch up to him?

 

Has Matt Strahm been sent to Omaha yet?