Introduction

Greetings SJ.com!

Been a fan of this place for quite some time. Shoulda done this hella sooner. But I apparently woke up with an extra portion of chutzpah today, so here I am.

I'm grown. I'm married. I have kids and grandkids. I've had a few careers, liked all of 'em. Never had the honor of being a sports reporter, but I am a pretty avid sports fan. Really looking forward to engaging with you all.

Well, most of you...

And because I know how this works, the first round is on me!

 

Enough small talk. Are you a libtard or a facist?

Yes, those are your only two options here.

 

Hey TyWebb!

MWF, I'm lib. TTH are my fair and balanced fascism days. Weekends I'm a raging Contrarian because I need the rest.

 

Before admittance to the club, you need to tell us a few things.
How do you feel about the designated hitter?
What is your favorite musical group?
What was the last movie you saw in a theater?
How many toes do you have?

 

Hi Chef2!

Damn, I was really hoping the beer would have been enough.
I like the designated hitter. They're quite useful in alley fights, especially when swinging the designated bat.
In spite of my Funkadelic avatar, Earth Wind & Fire all day, every day.
Last movie I saw in a theater was Get Out. The movie before that, Get Out. The movie before that, Get Out. Still trying to climb out of the sunken place.
10 toes.

 

Somebody hand him the conch.

 

How do you feel about ketchup?

 

Hi SpeedTchr!

I never sit down at 5 Guys without it.

 

How far are you willing to travel for a soccer match?

 

Hi Vombatus!

I'll go as far as I need to in my house to find the remote so I can maybe catch a couple minutes on tv. Past that, nah.

 

Good. Hey everybody, she's not the return of Ruben.

 

Maggot Brain: Great song or greatest song?