Poin files: Kentucky edition

The bluegrass pulls the ol' switcheroo! Instead of a hag in overalls and four teeth, the commonwealth offers up...




Fayette County school employee accused of having sex with former student

 

How old is she? Reporter fail.

 

That's a smile that gives zero fucks.

 

Well, not *zero*.

 

Sixting gets another one.

 

I bow in your general direction.

 

Anyone who says 6 gets detention.

Of course this mugshot is only from the neck up, so as my buddies used to say, "she was at least car cute."

 

Come on out for your curtain call good sir

 

Well from that pic, nice, but not sure how you can be sure on the amount of teeth.

 

How about 6.1?

 

Oh she's a solid 6 head to toe. And I'll gladly report to detention for saying so.

 

Her smile seems crooked.