President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

"Like the universe has never seen"?

 

Earlier this summer DaughterQuant stumbled into a gig at MommaQuant's firm scanning and archiving a whole roomful of blueprints. Paid $10 an hour. She made more in three 8-hour days than SonOfQuant made in a week (six FULL days) as a camp counselor (which she's lorded over him constantly). First paycheck, she dropped close to $100 on a pair of Chacos (sandals). Shit, I could just about put a full wardrobe together for that!

 

Mr. President, it's not the way that you're asking the girl out that's the problem ...

 

Bootstraps in action

 

I would have gone with YF's, "I didn't mean that kind of threat."

That seemed airtight.

 

Your Che Guevara visor is supposed to be tilted the other way ...

 

He had some good ideas, he just went too far. Or not far enough.

 

Maybe Kim got the Maine newspaper and wasn't sufficiently warned. Google translator turned "fire and furry" to "warm and fuzzy" in Korean.

 

Uh, no. Not when they've been brainwashed into believing only the Kim clan can protect them.

 

The tension between Doc and RickStain is what drives this show. I hope the writers don't have them them hook up right away. At least wait until season three.

 

No, that's what it said in the daily affirmation reports Trump gets.

 

Thank God no percentage of our own population believes something crazy like that, huh?