The Big Ball Theory

They didn't have to cancel games that were already on the schedule, and it looks like the China game was announced a year ago, about seven months before the travel ban.

 

If there is a God, please let the mediocre Ball be detained for several years.

 

Why in the fuck are college students in China during the quarter?

 

Dumbshits. Bailed out and confined to the hotel. Won't be playing against Ga. Tech.

Source: UCLA's Ball, others out on bail in China


"SHANGHAI -- Three UCLA men's basketball players -- including LiAngelo Ball, the younger brother of Los Angeles Lakers rookie Lonzo Ball -- were released on bail early Wednesday morning in Hangzhou, China, after being arrested for allegedly shoplifting Tuesday afternoon, a source told ESPN.

The three players, a group that also includes freshmen Cody Riley and Jalen Hill, were questioned about allegedly stealing sunglasses from a Louis Vuitton store next to the team's hotel in Hangzhou, where the Bruins had been staying before leaving for Shanghai on Wednesday."

 

To study the Chinese prison system.

 

Every student section in the Pac-12 is going to be wearing sunglasses, aren't they?

 

More evidence that college basketball players aren't "student-athletes." Miss a few weeks of school to play overseas and bring what was supposed to be some positive attention to the school sounds about right.

 

What, the Big Baller himself couldn't give his son a few hundy to spend while they're together overseas?

 

It’s not surprising at all LiAngelo would act out a little. Take the typical middle child Jan Brady syndrome and multiply by about 100 to get the Ball family dynamic.

 

Maybe he can wear this and sneak out of the country unnoticed.

 

Unfortunately, in this case, that would only remind people more of the more popular older sibling.

 

The three aren't coming home with the team.
Charged UCLA Players Won't Come Home With the Team