First date, post-divorce.

I'm delighted for ex.
The sky is a brighter shade of blue.
The sun is shining brightly.
All the lights are green.
His lady friend is walking funny around a hospital sewing people up thinking to herself "Damn......I'm in the mood for Indian Food."
It's Friday.
He spent more time having sex in the last 18 hours than BYH has in the last 8 years.
He's gonna have a great day.

 

He should bake that cake for the next installment.

 

Unless you're trimming in the shower (ewww), line the bowl rim with toilet paper. It saves on cleanup.

 

This thread is filled with TMI. Carry on.

 

This is when you're gonna want the wet/dry shop vac.

 

Hey @exmediahack, we've had some fun here, but that first romp can also be accompanied by some weird mental shit. Hope you're doing okay today. You probably feel all sorts of funny. Like you're not living your life a little? Hang in there. It gets better.

 

This is a first-ballot HOF thread and this...

...is the where-were-you-when post that board members will be talking about on the big screen just before ex's induction at a park just outside Lake Tahoe in five years. This is a perfect game, a four-homer game, an unassisted triple play, a one-legged home run followed by a fist-pumping trot. Bless you, ex. An all-timer.

 

Hey! It's like six years worth of sex.

 

A thousand times this. It was awkward as fuck when I was young and free of the baggage I'd have now, if my wife smartened up and left my dumbass. No thank you. (But this thread is amazing)