First date, post-divorce.

Good for you man.
Just call room service and tell them to alternate bringing up beluga caviar, champagne, orange juice, bottled water and a package of Double Stuf Oreo's every 90 minutes until you tell them to stop.

 

Vegas is THE litmus test for any relationship.

Whatever you are, Las Vegas will make you more of whatever it is. Booze, smokes, partying, hookers, gambling, blueberry blintzes. Whatever.

Turns out she plays hold em so she is looking at various tournaments. I said it'll be us in the room except for playing blackjack, poker downtown or me wasting money on three-team MAC basketball parlays.

 

YASSS QUEEN

 

May the force be with you.

 

Does she enjoy seeing your posts here as much as the brosephs seem to?

 

Live from the Luxor! The reinforced concrete has started to crack.

 

Mandalay Bay has a “playpen” couch that can be a lot of fun.

 

Some day ... when I’ve stopped making house payments and college tuition payments and “Dad I dropped my $10K cello and it’s gonna need $3K in repairs” payments ... MommaQuant and I are gonna take a taxi to the airport, look at the departure screens, and say, “Where you wanna go?”

 

Tell your kid to get a job throwing bags for an airline. You’ll get flight benefits too, and can do it much sooner. Just try to fly on a Tuesday, as you’ll be flying space available.

 

Liquor in the front, Poker in the back!