Even The Wolf likely can't clean up Harvey Weinstein's pending troubles

We all just kind of figured.

 

My brother texted me one day, asking when I thought “Tay Tay would get to do a Super Bowl.” I was trying to figure out which coach or player he was talking about.

 

With all of Aziz Ansari’s history, you would think that he would know that Knope means Knope.

 

T-Swift?

 

Yes. He thought it was funny I didn’t know who who meant. He can bite my balls, though. I know which My Little Ponies can fly.

 

Me, too (HA!) ... whichever one I kick.

 

Be like me asking how you thought Tamara Day's show was last week.

 

“He probably moved my hand to his dick five to seven times,” she said. “He really kept doing it after I moved it away.”

New York Penal Law 130.55
A person is guilty of sexual abuse in the third degree when he or she subjects another person to sexual contact without the latter's consent;  

Sexual abuse in the third degree is a class B misdemeanor.

New York Penal Law 130.03
3. “Sexual contact” means any touching of the sexual or other intimate parts of a person for the purpose of gratifying sexual desire of either party.  It includes the touching of the actor by the victim, as well as the touching of the victim by the actor, whether directly or through clothing, as well as the emission of ejaculate by the actor upon any part of the victim, clothed or unclothed.

 

You are really stuck on that 5 to 7 times.

Must be true. "5 to 7 times" SOUNDS so real.

 

It's what she said. I don't know if it's true or not. I just know it's what she said.

 

The think pieces by people like Flanagan and Weiss, along with some of the comments here and elsewhere, really seem to make much hay about the fact that she was fooling around with him, thus giving "mixed signals."

But the thing is, that is how most sexual assault or misconduct likely occurs. They aren't just attacks out of nowhere, in a dark alley. Haven't we learned that?