Life imitates art: Melrose Place edition

Sounds like something Amanda Woodward would do:

Heather Locklear Arrested for Domestic Violence

Oof at the mugshot:

 

Jesus. That mug shot ruins my day. We're all fucking old, man.

 

Tough day for former Melrose Place alumni:

 

So sad. Probably in my all-time top 3 blondes.

 

I don't know if it's still there, but there used to be a pedestrian tunnel at York University that was filled with graffiti dedicated to Heather Locklear.

 

She's been doing stuff like this for at least 10 years.

 

Not very schwing-able.

 

But think of the possibilities of forming a celebrity tag team with Tawny Kiaten. On second thought, cue the "Just Say No" Bear ...

 

When I think of the teenage efforts I took to freeze-frame her nipple in that Whitesnake video...

You know what? Plastic surgery is just not very good. It doesn't make anyone look younger. Just weirder.

 

That smile looks like Jack Nicholson in the first Batman movie.

 

Still would.

 

There's photos of those too. Very NSFW, so you're on your own.