President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

I'm reminded of the fake web site Melky Cabrera built after he got busted by the steroid police in 2012.

 

In South Carolina, simple assault carries a 30-day/up to $500 fine. It honestly might be worth it to tag Graham in the nose one good time. I'd prefer not to do the 30 days, but I'd fork over 5 Benjamins right now to do it. One good shot, that's all I need. I'm not a big guy or even a fighter, but I think I could get $500 worth.

 

I love him even more now!

 

Yeah, they didn't conceive of this, guys! They did, however, conceive of every American's right to own a weapon more powerful and efficient than a Continental Army regiment.

 

The amazing thing about Graham was his brief moment of public, lucid thoughts, where he pointed out Ted Cruz was an asshole and Donald Trump was a conman. It was like in a movie when the spell wore off for a second before a new dose kicked in and he went back to doing this shit.

 

No disrespect, just curious, but why do you like the enter key so much?

 

Wins the Internet for the day.

 

LOL!

 

Graham is such an idiot. Guess he never read the 14th amendment. Sounds like Trump hasn't either. And the GOP Supreme Court can't do diddly about the 14th amendment. Thank goodness.

 

Dammit, I was taking the time to make sure someone hadn't gotten this already and it got posted. One of the few enjoyable things about the Trump era is the new and creative ways we learn how they fuck up. Defrocked Messianic Jewish rabbi is a pretty novel one.

 

The best vice-people!

 

How the hell do you get defrocked by Jews For Jesus? He no longer met their lofty standards?

That's like being a quarterback that gets cut by the Buffalo Bills.