Billionaire went out half-cocked

Billionaire dies during Paris penis enlargement operation

 

After all those warnings in the commercials, dude forgot to ask his doc if his heart was fit enough for sexual activity. Can't even say he died doing what he loved: He died getting the surgery that would let him do just that.

 

That’s a big let down.

 

always seeking precious stone

 

Inflategate, Part Deux.

 

I liked the writer's style until I came across the word "demise" twice. Mofo, there are myriad ways to describe someone's death during dick-engorgement surgery and you ran the same term twice. Balls!

 

The thread hed is solid wood.

 

This is something, thankfully, I'm quite blessed to never have to deal with.






Being a billionaire.

 

Will the flags be at half-staff in mourning?

 

Hardest thing about posting this. A good thread header, that is.

 

Robert Kraft just cancelled his appointment.

 

I thought this was going to be a John Wayne and Lorena Bobbitt situation.