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Oh for flaming fuck's sake:

Yes. Yes. I'm sure that Fuckboy's poodle puppy Barr was deeply disturbed over the cruel injustice done to Hillary Clinton by Comey.

 

I am confident that long after we are all dead, documents will be declassified confirming a quid-pro-quo 'deal' involving Trump Tower Moscow and these shadowy Deutsche Bank loans.

 

In troubled times like these, I take inspiration from the words of great leaders from America's past. For instance, here is my favorite passage from JFK's inaugural address (January 20, 1961):

"Hillary wanted to put up wind. Wind. If you ― if you have a windmill anywhere near your house, congratulations: Your house just went down 75 percent in value. And they say the noise causes cancer. You tell me that one, OK? “Rrrrr, rrrrr” ― you know the thing that makes the ― it’s so noisy. And of course it’s like a graveyard for birds. If you love birds, you’d never want to walk under a windmill because it’s a very sad, sad sight. It’s like a cemetery. We put a little, we put a little statute for the poor birds. It’s true. You know in California, if you shoot a bald eagle, they put you in jail for five years. And yet the windmills wipe ’em all out. It’s true. They wipe ’em out. It’s terrible. And I told the other day at CPAC. Great people at CPAC. We had an incredible thing. I had nothing to do. It was early on a Saturday morning. I had just gotten back from dealing with Kim Jong Un. We had a walk. He wasn’t ready for a deal but that’s OK because we get along great. He wasn’t ready. I told him, you’re not ready for a deal. That’s the first time anybody has ever told him that and left. It never happened to him before. Nobody’s ever left. But I said you’re not ready for a deal, but we’ll make a deal. We have a good relationship. We have a good relationship. But I told a story about, at CPAC. The woman, she wants to watch television. And she says to her husband, “Is the wind blowing? I’d love to watch a show tonight, darling. The wind hasn’t blown for three days. I can’t watch television, darling. Darling, please tell the wind to blow.” No, wind’s not so good. And you know, you have no idea how expensive it is to make those things. They’re all made in China and Germany, but the way, just in case you’re ― we don’t make ’em here, essentially. We don’t make ’em here. And by the way, the carbon, and all those things flying up in the air, you know the carbon footprint? President Obama used to talk about the carbon footprint, and then he’d hop on Air Force One, a big 747 with very old engines, and he’d fly to Hawaii to play a round of golf. You tell me, the carbon footprint."

 

So after two years of not saying word one, without a leak, Mueller's "team" is now just one step short of appearing on "The View" to call Barr a liar. Lest we forget, this "team" is not composed of fresh-faced kids just out of law school like a TV show. These are some of the most high-powered, rain-makingest, tough, mean lawyers in the USA. What they don't know about fucking people over, nobody knows. I wouldn't surprised if there's a shoe-drop a day until Barr gives up and releases the report.

 

Am I the only one who read this tweet and wondered about the necessity of the two adverbs?

 

OUR LEGISLATION IS IN-SAAAAAAAANE!!!

 

Yes, the dream we’ve all had about a vicious bigot in the throes of mental collapse who became president despite having no experience in public life but because people believed the character he played on a garbage reality show was real.

 

I am not a writer so perhaps I am out of the loop. But the only thing I wondered was why Trump overrode the denial of the security clearance. But that is just me.

 

Dusty Rhodes just threw his bionic elbow out of joint.

 

he can't release it the report is under audit you didn't think about in your throes of trump derangement syndrome did you why don't you focus on getting to the oringes of this unpresidented harassment you have shown your cards so tell us who the 12 other angry democrats are