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After his midday snack of a dozen Big Macs.

He skipped his normal dessert of a bucket of KFC as a gesture of fasting and abstinence.

 

Nah, he's too busy rage tweeting and threatening to go after Americans.

 

Here's a shocker: He played golf with Rush.

 

Why were these people arrested for kidnapping?

New Mexico militia group detains migrants at the border - CNN

 

Neither one of those bloated fucks could possibly play even one single hole of golf without a cart.

Put together the two fucking land whales weigh 700 pounds. Jesus Christ. They probably had to use a full size Escalade as a golf cart. No problem to four-wheel it right up on the green.

 

Probably comparing underage boys and girls.

 

I’m sure Rush was able to get some OxyContin before the round

 

RUSH: "You ever been to the Dominican Republic, Mr President?"

FUCKBOY: "Yeah, a real shithole."

RUSH: "But they got a lotta nice boys down there."

FUCKBOY (ZZ Top voice): "A-haw haw haw haww."

 

He had to eat, sleep, sit on the toilet, diddle Ivanky, eat again, sit on the toilet again, eat again, etc etc

 

There are better examples of GOP comebacks in the history books, namely the 1980 Reagan Revolution just six years after Nixon's fall.