Jeffrey Epstein, dead

In the sure bet department: Alan Dershowitz is having a party in the Hamptons tonight.

 

No one wants to hang with him there or is it Martha’s Vineyard where they hate his guts?

 

It’s not what he knows. It’s what he might know.

 

He can rot in hell with every other pedo. Too harsh? Spend some time working in a peds/ado trauma unit and get back to me on how they "get over it." I try to not hate people, but I'll make an exception for them *

You mean with six hours of forensic anth, I'm more qualified than most of the elected CCs? Dude.**

*Barbra Streisand still needs the taste slapped out of her mouth. Heinous, overrated hag probably still has her kneepads ready.
**Dude. Seriously. Even though I did not faint during my first in-clinic observation -unlike some of my macho, fedora wearing classmates- my major/minor concentrations were elsewhere. I would not want me examining a loved one's meat puppet.

 

The guys who orchestrated jfk’s killing are shaking their heads in disbelief at how clumsy this looked.

 

Seriously here: Every true-crime writer in America is frantically trying to get his or her agent on the phone or via text or email right now.

Over-under on the # of books out by the end of the year on Epstein?

 

Trump will soon tweet about this blaming Hillary and include so much specific detail about how the crime was carried out, he'll implicate himself.

 

Right but he’d have to say what he might know.

It’s his victims who are talking, not him,

 

Why did he kill himself if he had nothing to say?

 

There is no way this guy killed himself. Way too much of an egomaniac.

 

Fart Theory - the Sputniks killed him