President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Is he their boss or something?

 

Nineteen years ago. It's possible in this photo Fatfuck was something close to his "listed" height and weight of 6-3, 239, but as someone who has covered sports for 40 years where heights and weights are routinely listed -- and it becomes quite possible to tell 6-2, 210 pounders and 6-1, 195 pounders apart quite accurately -- I would lean more toward about 6-2, 265.

Here we are in 2012. By this point, 6-3 and 239 is no longer even feasible. He's 275 fucking pounds if an ounce.
That was seven years ago -- 70,000 Big Macs, 35,000 buckets of KFC and 10,000 scoops of ice cream ago.



Four hundred pounds easy. Easily.

 

I can't remember, is Eric Beavis or Butt-head?

 

I think his play is to make NOAA look like they don’t understand how to predict where a hurricane is going. If they can’t do that, how can they be right about global warming?

Trump’s logic would of had the entire state of Florida evacuate.

I’m just waiting to hear about Trump making NOAA alter it’s global warming data.

 

It isn't just right-wing policies that are terrible, it's rubbish like this too:

 

His play is to degrade public confidence in any government service and hammer home that no "authority" on any subject is to be believed but God Emperor Fatfuck.

Pandemic breaks out? Pay no attention to the silly CDC, Fatfuck saw a show on Faux Fascist Teevee.

 

but I was assured by diplomatic sophisticates the JCPOA was a sham

oh well

 

Spoken like a privileged white dipshit who isn’t affected by Trump’s policies. Glad you can sit back and laugh at it all, Ivan.

 

Walmart ain't Congress Pawwwwl!

 

a "libertarian" is just a republican who refuses to mow his lawn

 

One of the most disconcerting moments of my life was when my youth volleyball teams played at a tournament in a convention center in Pennsylvania (Allentown I think). When we arrived, also arriving in trucks (I’m not saying all truck owners are gun enthusiasts, but all gun enthusiasts drive trucks) were a lot of guys with rifles strapped on their shoulders. Turns out there was also a gun show in another section of the center. Nothing bad happened, but I did mention to the people running the tournament the two things together at the same place might be a bad idea. Some of our parents even went over to check out the gun show during breaks when their son’s teams had breaks. But pulling into the center and seeing all those camouflaged wearing gun toters was a little scary. This was about 10, 15 years ago, and there had recently been one of the mass shootings.
I’m still surprised there is no security at big tournament entry ways to make sure no nutcase with a weapon gets in. The security that is there at the entrance is usually an older woman with a yellow vest whose job is really to make sure spectators have purchased a pass.
I suppose the nra would say we should arm coaches.
(Edit) I hope I didn’t just give some nutcase an idea.

 

A libertarian is a republican who’s too embarrassed to get into astrology.