Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

I'll still go to my watering hole after work, though I probably won't sit as close to people as I normally would. They're constantly cleaning and sanitizing anyway. I think our local restaurants are really going to suffer from this, so I'd like to do my part in keeping things afloat.

 

Thank goodness for foreign aid.

 

Did I hear right on CNN, no Masters?

 

Blame Canada.

 

Postponed, not cancelled. Here in Mass. Governor just announced ban on gatherings of more than 250 people. Restaurants and bars exempted but must "encourage" social distancing.

 

We went out to eat last night for the same reasons. As long as they're still serving, we'll try to have some normalcy. The place was busy but no hour-long waiting times like a month ago.

 

“After consulting with Trump.”

 

And Pence.

Glad to know our national leaders are devoting their time to truly serious problems.

 

Remember to tip big to partially compensate for those absent.

 

If you do science the number would be fifty or so. The greater the number, the more it becomes inevitable that someone infectious is among them.

 

Strippers gotta strip

https://nypost.com/2020/03/10/how-nyc-strip-clubs-are-handling-the-coronavirus-outbreak/