Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

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Looks like we've got a browndigger.

 

Ladies and gentlemen of the board, we can all stop trying to come up with the greatest post in history. The title has been claimed.

 

I thought you were banned from twitter, and therefore we weren't subject to everyone else's random thoughts of the day.

 

Bathroom division only.

 

These clowns are perfect for their supporters, they are triggered by everything. Blame everything on someone else, take credit for other people’s success. The SG is an unqualified boob, like 90% of all trump appointees. Just guessing that he 1 in 10 hires has a clue.

 

NY Gov. Cuomo's tweet from Thursday: "We are taking new actions to reduce the density of people across the state. Starting Friday at 5pm, gatherings with 500 people or more will not be permitted in NYS."

I'm guessing this does not apply to the New York Stock Exchange. Aren't there more than 500 people on the floor?

 

First case in my little corner of NJ suburbia just announced.

 

This pretty much sums up the intellect of Trumpist sports culture. NASCAR fans stay on site of track with no racing in order to virtue-signal to the rest of the NASCAR klan.
https://www.charlotteobserver.com/sports/nascar-auto-racing/article241192326.html

"I’m not going to stop living my life because there’s a virus that might make me sick or might even kill me,” Belfiore said. “There’s a lot of things out there that could kill me.”

 

In other words, spring football practice and/or any weightlifting and conditioning sessions are on hold.

 

Pitinovirus is only infectious in restaurants.