Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Mexico will finally build the wall, to keep the US out

 

If we're still doing all this at midsummer, how will the political conventions work?

 

Mwl Brooks is still alive?

 

If both candidates are set before the conventions, there's no need for 20,000 people packed in the arenas. They can do it all by online conferencing.

 

Hookers will weep.

 

They can do it by online conferencing too, or so I have heard.

 

Great job voting, Britain. Great job leading, Boris.

The UK Only Realised "In The Last Few Days" That Its Coronavirus Strategy Would "Likely Result In Hundreds of Thousands of Deaths"

 

The Fatfuck Brothers need to be executed together at The Hague. Hang 'em by the heels Mussolini style.

 

Coronavirus kills 21-year-old Spanish soccer coach

 

Dead from the cute. Of course they'll grow up to try to eat your face.

Wow, he looks so much like his Mom.

To everyone who feels like their nerves are fraying: Breathe.

 

Ask 100 grocery checkout clerks in my area whether they are full time or whether they receive benefits.

You'll get at least 99 "nos" and 99 "Hell, nos!"