Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

People joke about it - but it really will take the cancellation of the college football season for it to sink in.

For the first time in our history we're counting on the low members of society to do the right thing for once. It may be too much to ask.

 

The Tokyo police have a handy PSA on this very issue. I've seen people here going with the 'add a tissue' approach.
How To Wear Sickness Masks Without Fogging Up Your Glasses

 

And that's what we know

 

Trump today: we have 10000 ventilators, but we can’t give them to states that need them right now, because we need to have them for states that might need them later

 

Influencers are the worst.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/stephaniemcneal/an-influencer-is-getting-tons-of-hate-online-for-fleeing

 

Thanks!

 

The day the influencer goes the way of VHS will be a glorious day.

 

Naomi chronicles her life on the Upper West Side with her husband, Josh, and their now-five children...

 

Guess Boris is going to get tested.

Russia’s top coronavirus doctor, who shook hands with Putin, tests positive

 

No, it’s got to be more mind-boggling than that before anybody pays attention. Fifty thousand.

And for comparison …

 

Translation: Deny them to the people who voted for Hillary and hoard them for the SEC. In the meantime, don't put them to work saving lives at all. Because the only true American way to handle this crisis is to let people die.

 

Here's a new source to me, measuring success at social distancing. It's quite refreshing. For once, Alabama isn't dead last.

We only got a D-.

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