President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Uhhh, Mr. Secretary, do you know your neck smells like sweaty nut cheese?

 

And looks like sweaty vagina cheese?

 

You will know the instant that Biff is flatlining when he has to schedule a Texas campaign rally.

 

Why should it come as no surprise that a Republican senator is responsible for the most cringe-inducing graduation speech ever made?

These GOPers could foul up a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.

 

I mean, WTF?

 

Sasse is the same guy who thinks families should make a list of great books for their kids to read. Where was that guy in the video? And why’d he look like hell?

Obama’s speech was packed with politics.
But, whatever. It wasn’t awful.

 

Of course it was packed with politics. He's a politician. It was also packed with responsibility, and hope. Which I choose to think you meant by "whatever". Alma, don't minimize the good people try to bring to others. You're right. His speech wasn't awful. It was actually very good.

 

"packed with politics"?

c'mon.

 

Donald Trump thinks your future is worth sacrificing for the good of the country. If you feel the same way about his future, vote Democratic in every race this November. You know what's at stake.

 

That's too subtle. Try "I love my grandmom. So I have to vote Democratic."