Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Among this administration’s myriad failings is its obsession with the previous administration. A Biden admin and a blue Congress need to look forward and put measures in place to make sure this shit doesn’t happen again.

But first: Win some damn elections.

 

The Biden administration is going to have to remember one phrase:

EVERYTHING
IS
TRUMP'S
FAULT


Everything.

 

True. Need to win consecutive elections.
But there does need to be a purge of people who were appointed to top jobs simply because they were willing to fellate Trump. People like Bill Barr and Betsy DeVos and the Trumpist underlings in both departments.

 

Cabinet members change over automatically.

But it needs to be hammered and hammered again that the incompetent, unqualified and corrupt are being eradicated.

 

The executive and legislative branches can look forward all the way to Andromeda.

I want the judicial branch to skin some ass.

 

Today's results on the Virus That Doesn't Exist:
New Tests Results Coming Back Positive
States with GOP/Trumpist Governors: 13.24%
States with Democratic Governors: 4.78%

GOP/Trumpist states' shares:
47.5% of population
65.9% of new cases
70.6% of new deaths
86.8% of new hospitalizations

Tell me again how this is a libruhl hoax exaggerated by The Media to kill off footbawwwl.
States governed by Trumpists whose chief goal is to genuflect to Trump are going to end the life and/or the employment of people across the country because they were too politically timid to ask their klans to wear a fucking mask.

 

It's just like that

 

Isn't he supposed to be dying of cancer or something?

 

Other recipients are looking at their medals and thinking, Can I turn this into a coaster or something?

 

Hopefully, this November his bosses will become the Goner Party.

 

OK, fine.

I vote that we shoot Rush, and instead of eating him, we feed him to a pack of wolves. They work just as hard and deserve to eat and get scholarships too.

 

I mean, in all seriousness ...

THE DONNER PARTY?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!