Had one for the ages last night.
Phone rings, I'm thinking it's for the sports department, so I punch in the code on my phone to pick it up.
Lady on the other end asks if Ann is there.
Since I'm part time and know only one or two day time workers, I say, "No, Ann's not here."
Then it gets weird.
Lady then begins to tell me she would call Ann at home, but doesn't have her number any more because ... (wait for it) it has been washed off her leg.
Yes, she said she repeatedly writes the number on her leg so she doesn't lose it.
She then asks me if I'm a lawyer.
She then says I have a soothing voice.