BLOW JOB!

“Our kids just literally watched a live blow job in my kitchen. This is absurd!”

Take your husband into the bedroom, Karen.

Reminds me of the joke about the pilot who, about 20 minutes into the flight, gave the "free to move about the cabin" announcement but forgot to turn off his mike. He then tells the copilot, "I could really use a blow job and a cup of coffee."

Hearing that in the cabin, a horrified flight attendant take off running toward the cockpit. So someone yells out,

"Don't forget the coffee!!"

 

Bonus points if his name was Otto.

 

It just seems shocking to me that a phrase that would get me detention hall in 1980 0r 1990 would just be thrown out here and whatevs/