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I’m switching to Ray Bans if he wins.

 

You could make an awesome mashup of clips of fuckhead FATUS short-circuiting.

But that's what happens with a head full of bad wiring.

 

Yep. Not a big deal. Utterly meaningless. Aaron Rupar is Sam Darnold, seeing ghosts on the field.

 

Slurring, twitching, demented impeached Individual 1 pedo rapist serial adulterer whoremonger serial bankruptor mob money launderer living pile of shit limping to the finish by begging women to...vote for him.

Blue wave of intergalactic dimensions coming.

 

A personal being mad at editors story. At the Lillehammer Olympics, after the first night of ladies' figure skating, which the Herald had covered as the end of the world (so had everybody else, but we had a hometown heroine), Nancy Kerrigan skated well and Tonya melted down like the sad pudding she was. My lead was "Nancy beat Sluggo." My lead as written by editor in chief Andy Costello for the front page had 47 words in the first sentence including "Stoneham-born." I was not happy. When I got back a week later I stormed into Andy's office and began with tempered objection, "it's a damn good thing for you the Brady Bill became law when I was over there." Things went downhill from there, mostly on my end. I stormed off, went to Foley's for a beer or five, and awaited discipline. I never got any. Andy later said, "that was nothing compared to some of the ones I have with the news columnists." Andy was IMO not a terrific editor, but that was a class move on his part.

 

Clinton + PA + MI + that one NE congressional district would be a very plausible 269-269 scenario. The Republicans narrowly control the state delegations in the House now, but the incoming house would be the one to vote, and that could go either way.

 

In my deal, to boil it down ... if my personal writing style was Hemingway, the editor turned it into Melville and left my name on it. That's why I was so pissed.

 

Nearly 20 years ago, I bought my house. A couple of years after buying it, I found a bottle of whiskey on the shelf of one of the closets. Every so often through the years, I’d pour myself a drink here and there, even though I have no idea if I’m poisoning myself.

The last time I drank from that bottle was on Election Night 2016 after coming home from work, when I was watching Trump celebrating. I poured that drink out of a sense of dread over what would happen in the next four years.

I haven’t drank out of that bottle in four years. I’m hoping to drink out of it again on November 3 to celebrate. Hopefully, I won’t poison myself.

 

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

Yep, that's me. You're probably wandering how I got in this situation.

 

don’t worry, don’t think you’re poisoning yourself. Hoping for a cheers on the 3rd.

 

Trump Mocks Biden: 'He Will Listen to the Scientists'

so much virtue signaling from biden

“If you vote for Biden,” said Trump, “he will surrender your jobs to China. He will surrender your future to the virus. He’s going to lock down, he’s going to want us to lock down.”

“He will listen to the scientists,” Trump continued in a mocking tone. “If I listened totally to the scientists, we would right now have a country that would be in a massive depression, instead of, we’re like a rocket ship. Take a look at the numbers.”

 

No sleep till Biden!