President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

It was a nothing burger because a shit ton of people worked very hard and hundreds of billions of dollars were spent to make sure disaster didn’t happen.

The problem with the coming election is republicans, not both sides, need to work hard to keep a disaster from happening and, so far, not a single one has lifted a finger to do a thing.

 

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The problem is that talk radio and Fox News changed the job description of a Republican president from running the country to "owning the Libs." Trump is the president because his base loves the way he punishes their enemies, the people who call them racists and bigots, and make them feel stupid for owning guns and reading the Bible literally. He's done quite well at that, and probably would have done even better were he not an idiot. I think you could make a convincing argument that President Ted Cruz would have set liberalism in America much farther back than Trump because he'd actually be committed to it.

This tweet is particularly amusing given that, with his decidedly middle-class background, Lil Jon has all the calling cards of a black Republican. Father was an aerospace engineer and mother was in the military. He was even a known Atlanta Thrashers fan. There are white people who didn't even like the Atlanta Thrashers.

 

I heard your words over this:

And it brightened my day. Thank you.

 

Married, evangelical, barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen is a sure way to become CEO.

 

About that poll error four years ago …

But what’s the result if the polling error in 2020 is identical to that in 2016? To find out, Fortune used RealClearPolitics 2016 poll averages to calculate polling errors in 14 battleground states. Then we applied those 2016 state polling errors to states’ 2020 RealClearPolitics poll averages.

The result? Biden would win in a 342 electoral vote landslide.* In that scenario, he’d pull out narrow victories in four states Trump won five years ago, including Arizona, Florida, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Texas. Trump would take Iowa, Georgia, North Carolina, Ohio, and Wisconsin—which had a 7.2 point polling error in 2016.​

A repeat of the 2016 polling error would see Biden win with a 342 electoral vote landslide

 

I am trying to remember the last time I heard anyone called young lady, in this century.

Very Little House on the Prairie.

 

20 years later, someone has stepped up to the plate ...

 

If Trump "wins" again:

I'm going back to Canada, Canada, Canada
I'm going back to Canada, yea y'all, I don't think so
I'm going back to Canada, Canada, Canada
I'm going back to Canada
I'm going back to Canada, shaking 'em, faking 'em
Takin 'em to spots they never before hung
The place, on Yonge it's a trip
Where the weather's cold, and the girls still strip
The record skip, but this girl wanted the Cup back from Tampa

I'm going back to Canada, rising, liberalizing
Advising, realizing, she's sizing me up
Her accent, small; beer, tall
She said, she liked, the mountains
She showed me a peak, gave me a speech
And pulled out the poutine
Now I thought that was fast, but this girl was faster
She's looking for a real good time
I said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise, "
And I ran away with the bottle of maple syrup

I'm going back to Canada, Canada, Canada
I'm going back to Canada, yea y'all, I don't think so
I'm going back to Canada, Canada, Canada
I'm going back to Canada

 

Spoken like a real crossdressing bottom southern closeted gentlewoman.

 

When does everyone put up their fucking Christmas decorations?