President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

I literally think they thought they were booking the Four Seasons.

 

Please, pretty please, let Trump leave like this:

 

Come on, Shithead!

 

Trump still doesn’t know what Shinola is.

 

1000 people dying every day, another million will get sick between now and inauguration. Not a fucking care in the world in the White House from any of those emotional impaired fuckers. All those White Christians shitting all over their neighbors, all those evangelicals more concerned about fucking someone else's wife than loving their neighbor.
What trump and the republicans have taught us in the last 4 years is that Conservative Christianity is the largest bag of donkey excrement in history

 

The things I will remember about this election

1) All the pundits trying to explain the Red Mirage/Blue Mirage counting-order issues for weeks in the lead-up and then apparently nobody got the message

2) How utterly inept the Trump judicial coup was. It looks like they spent the lead-up to the election telling each other "yeah, we can totally fight this in court if we're losing" but nobody ever bothered to take charge, put someone competent in the lead and make a coherent plan. They waited until Wednesday morning and shoved whatever ambulance chaser they could get to work on spec in front of a judge and had him mumble something about how they heard on the internet that someone's cousin is a poll worker and they totally saw a fraud. It was comically inept and even conservative judges were just dunking on them right and left.

3) Trumpists trying to drum up some sort of grassroots stochastic terrorism to go and intimidate Philadelphia vote counters and the city just laughing and daring them to fuck around and find out.

 

The 1980 hockey game at Lake Placid comes close.

 

It’s a bit of a shame that Donald Trump lost his bid for a second term a mere two weeks before he is going to release the details of his healthcare plan.

 

After their dear leader took a horrible beating
The White House said it was cheating
From the campaign staff came great sighs
As they said their final goodbyes
But Trump, he never did stopTweeting

 

At least he still gets the lame duck period to do Infrastructure Week

 

Another beautiful thing: The smug Trumpist Trafalgar Group guy is going to be really wrong.

 

Things I remember about this election:

The people who swore everything was fair and above board four years ago are now saying the opposite.
The people who swore it was stolen four years ago are now saying the opposite.

Never change, America.