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Someone please make sure the next time Rudy says he's going to the White House, he has toll money for the drive to Atlantic City.

 

But if you read the fine print, money sent to the Election Defense Task Force will not necessarily be used to finance the Trump campaign's lawsuits. Donors are actually contributing to the Trump Make America Great Again Committee (TMAGAC), a joint fundraising committee of Donald J. Trump for President, Inc. and the Republican National Committee. 60% of the money donated to TMAGAC will go to pay the Trump campaign's debt and 40% will go to the general operating account of the Republican National Committee. Money is only designated for recounts or other legal efforts if an individual donor reaches their legal limit or Trump retires his debt.

 

They paid for the hats and the flags, right?

 

Two bucks says 99% of the MAGA merch isn't even licensed. You've rubes being sold bootleg gear from slightly less rubes, and Mr. Great Orange Businessman isn't even getting a cut.

 

Fascinating Vermont write-in totals.

"Tusli" Gabbard got 72 votes; her evil twin "Kelsie" Gabbard got 1.
Pete "Buttegieg" got 24 votes
In the medical category, Dr. Fauci got four votes, just edging out Anthony "Faucci" (2) and Tony Fauci (2) and crushing "Fauci" and "Dr. Faucci" (1). And Carli Fiorini/Ben Carson got two votes, putting them in a runoff with Ben Carson (2) and "Bemjamin" Carson (2)
"Hilary" Clinton got 3 votes.

 

They’re going by the level of competence they’ve come to expect from their own fixers.

 

Nimrods don’t care about stuff like that. In fact, they don’t even think about it. There’s a Chinese website where you can order “authentic” Nike football jerseys that Pitt fans can’t get enough of because they sell them for $30. Nevermind the fact that they’re (a) not close to authentic (b) in fact very much counterfeit, which makes these articles (c) illegal. They don’t give a shit, and I see at least a dozen of these things around the stadium at home games. And I’m sure other fans hit this site up because they make other teams as well. I’m also sure these same morons also complain that, “China is stealin errr jawbs.”

 

And I’m sure that’ll be the required dogma on Parler (the alternative social media platform).

 

When Tweet scheduling goes wrong ...

 

The trumps can’t handle their drugs.

 

Nah, scheduled tweet gone wrong because somebody can’t read a calendar.