President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Tell those libruls if they keep carrying pictures of Chairman Mao, they ain't gonna make it with anyone any how!

 

So you're telling me it's going to be ... all right?

 

There needs to be a Teddy Ruxpin-like Donald Trump doll. It will include sayings that will soothe GOP snowflakes. “I’m your great friend.” “It’s ok if you hate elections, I do too.” “Can we be bigots together?”

 

I think Warnock will win and Ossoff won't. That's just a feeling. It's just hard for any Democrat to win in Georgia.

 

Because if they weren't on duty, they'd be armed, chanting and marching alongside them.

 

Say Warnock wins. It’s 51-49. Who do you offer goodies to so they’ll pull a Jim Jeffords?

Collins isn’t happening because that campaign was rough, but it would play into her faux narrative about being bipartisan.
Romney might if he doesn’t plan to run in four years, but backbone is fleeting with him.
I don’t see Murkowski taking the bait.
Pat Toomey, who’s been mentioned here before, might be ripe for the picking. Promise him a Cabinet post once his term is up. I’m not sure if he’s in line for a committee chairmanship if Rs retain control, but if he is throw that in too.

Note: I’d say Toomey is 20-1 on doing this, so not great odds.

 

I'm not convinced that isn't a joke product. The commercials are about as good as the South Park Towely merch commercials.

 

Wrong color for the Redneck states

 

A Trump parade was going through my town yesterday (yes, really, yesterday, in a blue state, over a month after the election) and I saw one of the dumb fucks holding up a Trumpy Bear out the window of his pickup.

I only wish I had thought of the idea and monetized all those rubes' stupidity.

 

I think the Trump store down the street from me is still open. I imagine it has to be some scheme like where the campaign charges the shop owner ridiculous amounts for the merch and it allows him to get around donation limits.

 

Smallpotatoes finally admitted he is in fact Hatguy.