President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

It should be on the medical questionnaire you fill out before getting the vaccine:

Have you ever publicly described COVID as a hoax?*
YES NO

*If you answered yes to the above question, you may return the questionnaire now and get the fuck to the back of the line.

 

Its code could be DUM

 

And on the form should be a statement that they are required to sign, saying that they are answering under penalty of perjury.

 

I don't know who is in charge of airport names, but if it's local authorities, I don't see Palm Beach International getting much traction. They've already told him the helicopter traffic in an out ceases when he is no longer POTUS and local residents have made it pretty clear they don't want him there anyway.

 

Not to cross-thread, but if Iran felt

Governor DeSantis, a big Trumper, could do it.

 

Oh.

 

“Plenty of perjury” would also be accepted.

 

You can end any sentence in the English language with “as Trump rages.”

 

My dog took a shit on the neighbor’s lawn as Trump rages.

I like this game.

 

She'd have to pull an all-nighter looking up what Michelle Obama did during her eight years.

 

Outing alert: Lincoln Project has a sock puppet here.