President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Remember when a small business owner politely asked Sarah Huckabee Sanders to leave her establishment? These f*cker stormtroopers at the capitol thought that was soooo bad. F*ck them. F*ck them all to hell. I.want.my.country.back.

 

Good. Hope it stays locked forever.

 

Does he have to sit on the naughty step as well?

 

Deplorables.

Deny that, rejects.

 

In January 1861, there were reports secessionists would use tactics like today's to stop the electoral count for Abraham Lincoln. Gen. Winfield Scott, commander of the US Army, told Lincoln, "I have given orders that any man who tries to use violence or unparliamentary disorder to interfere be lashed to the muzzle of a 12-pound gun which is fired out a Capitol window. His remains may be used for manure on Potomac estates." We need a little of that spirit.

 

Ruining democracy: 12 hours
Nuclear war: 24 hours
Speaking ill of BTS: lifetime ban

 

My twitter count is also suspended for 12 hours after I told Ari Fleischer that I wanted him to literally consume enough human feces so as to induce his actual death. Me and the President are on the same level rn.

 

It reminded me of when the biker gang storms the mall at the end of Dawn of the Dead.
We deserved a pie/seltzer water fight from these mooks, but instead got a rebel flag flying inside the capitol dome for the first time ever.