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So he replies with his usual nonsense then likes my post five minutes later. What a trolling dipshit.

 

It is a mistaken belief among some people that an onion mitigates the effects of tear gas and/or mace. This was likely her "protective" gear.

 

Used to be people wore onions on their belt, not wiped them into their eyes.

 

What is an onion towel?

 

I’m pretty sure that this was not-so-subtle, but sort-of-subliminal, product-placement advertising by The Onion. Because this wacky world has made satire almost impossible, The Onion has begun to launch a campaign to establish itself as a news organization.

 

the master jacques pepin dicing an onion

 

I wonder what it was like watching Trumpists storm the U.S. Capitol after haranguing an entire message board for four years for overreacting to Trump.

That’d be pretty embarrassing and I’d probably be introspective about it.

Or maybe I’d fire up my sock puppet and post through my embarrassment.

 

The Onion couldn't write it any better.

 

Elizabeth from Knoxville- this is the sort of half-assed Red Dawn kid we get when Trump is doing the casting. Why has she or the Chewbacca fucktard not been arrested?

 

The president of the United States directly incited thousands of neo-Nazis in a murderous storming of the Capitol.

Why he hasn't he been dragged from the White House in chains?