President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Before it gets locked, I'd like to give a shout-out to DSD for some laugh-out-loud posts over the months. There are others, of course, but his replies stand out.

 

I went back to the first page of this thread - the posts hold up nicely, sadly.

 

After all that’s come out about Jan. 6, the thing that stays with me is Nancy Pelosi on 60 Minutes, giving Lesley Stahl a tour of her office and taking her into the conference room where her young staffers hid, under the table with the lights out, while Trump’s Army banged on the locked door. When asked where they learned that, Pelosi said: “In school.”

 

Trumps' snub of Bidens historic in its magnitude - CNNPolitics

Two portions stood out to me.

As did this.

 

All the bitchy leaks will now come out, but I never thought they shared a bed.

 

Was Lindsey a frequent overnight guest?

 

Unless you are a 100-percent Trumpist, why would you go? Spend the day packing up your apartment and updating your CV in hopes some Trumpist might hire you.

 

"Dear Melanoma,

"No need for you to invite me to the White House before our inauguration. I could go there every day if I wanted, for eight years, so I already know what it looks like. I'll be living there for the next four years, but no need to drop by.

"Hugs, Dr. Jill."

 

Knowing the pee tape is out there somewhere, would you?

 

@Starman - your time to shine.

@Smallpotatoes - no one gives a fuck about hat guy.

How will the Steelers get screwed next... never mind, wrong thread.