Please allow me to interject my feelings about Mother Nature

Pro tip: If you are going to lay around the house in thermal underwear, carry a dryer sheet in hand so you don’t give yourself an electric shock to rival Yellow Mama down in Atmore.

 

Here’s some wind-sculpted snow in our neighborhood. Tonight we’re getting another several inches, laid down in a thick layer with almost no wind.

 

Or yo mama's ....

 

Carhartt.

 

Big fan.

But for the walk I went with a mix of Patagonia, Arc’Teryx, Kuhl, SmartWool and insulated Muck Boots.

 

Picked up a Camel Crown jacket for cheap at Christmas and have been pleasantly surprised with how good it is.

 

LL Bean

 

People by the hundreds freeze to death throughout the north every year. But Texas.

 

None of you will be surprised that these idiots exist, but this is still the early leader in the clubhouse for Twitter Thread o’ the Year.

 

And on the other side of the coin, heroes still exist.

 

oh holy crap

is this real life?

presumably he's sitting there shivering, ranting about libs while he sucks down cold beefaroni. what a life.

 

Growing up we had a wrought iron railing inside, with -- I kid you not - two brass balls at the top. In winter it was like touching Dr. Frankenstein's electrodes.