Les Miles and the burner phone

Too good to mingle with the hoi polloi at Katch One was he?

 

Nothing says college football like a multimillionaire 60 year old football coach who think he can score with a 20 year old college girl

 

For free. You can buy anything.

 

College coaches do not pay for a goddamn thing. From a free meal at gas station BBQ stand to a 2 week vacation in St Barts, these selfish overseers don’t lift a finger unless they can get a dollar, and they don’t pay for pussy, with money.

 

That ain't workin'
That's the way you do it
You get your money for nothin'
And your chicks for free.

That douchey douchebag
With the clipboard and the headset
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
That douchey douchebag
Got his own jet airplane
That douchey douchebag
He's a millionaire.

 

I tried to get my wife to get a burner so I could be suggestive — and then some — in texts and emails. She just rolled her eyes.

 

Yeah, buddy, those guys are dumb.
Maybe get blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your tongue.

 

So Gov Abbott is a cripple because a tree fell on him while jogging? How the fuck does that happen? At least when I get out of bed in the morning I can stand on my own 2 feet. I’d be a bitter piece of shit too if I couldn’t get an erection for 30 years. Still, hurting 10’s of millions of people isn’t bringing your dick back to life and you can only watch the Gardner fuck your wife. Lol

 

shooters shoot my man

lily from at&t would is all i'm saying

 

There was a woman who was the movie critic at the Free Press who was going down the street and a large old tree fell over at the exact moment she was going by
It crushed the car and killed her
She was in the passenger’s seat
Strange shit happens in life

KATHY HUFFHINES, CRITIC RESPECTED IN FILM CIRCLES

 

We got to install multiple offense
Recruit players for the lottery
We got to sell those season tickets
And sell ads on cable teevee

 

Oldest uses wife’s phone, which, you know, would be bad if she saw what I’d like to write.