Running 2021 Golf Thread

That's kind of what golf originally was -- without the John Deere.

 

oh now this is great. Bryson bitches about his driver. And Cobra fires back.

Cobra Rep Rips Bryson Dechambeau Over Driver Comments

 

Bam Bam is such a baby. I can't fucking stand him.

 

Cobra's Schomin will be out of a job within 48 hours max, I bet.

 

That's likely, but my hope is the entire company is sick of his shit and this guy was authorized to put him on blast.

Bryson is more widely disliked by the day and he may not be an effective pitchman. Patrick Reed doesn't have a club deal.

 

When all else fails, read the .... blame the equipment.

Cobra is under the Puma brand umbrella. I just checked their 2020 annual report. Bam Bam's U.S. Open win is prominently featured.

Plus, there's this nice graf:

"Our COBRA Golf and PUMA Golf business also showed a strong performance in 2020, mainly driven by higher sales of our innovative COBRA Golf clubs. Especially our COBRA Golf SPEEDZONE Drivers enjoyed market share growth globally with the introduction of the innovative CNC Milled Infinity Face leading to maximum ball speed and higher precision - a first in the golf industry."

It reminds me of the famous line: "No matter how good she looks right now, somebody somewhere is tired of putting up with her s---."

 

I’d bet Cobra sells more from Rickie than Bryson anyways

 

Few things are more liberating than getting approval from your company to speak truth to a terrible client.

 

For when you absolutely, positively have to hit driver off the deck...

 

Seriously, how many people are watching Bryson thinking, “that’s a fucking great idea. Monday I’m running to Golf Galaxy and getting clubs that are all the same length and having them throw in that dorky weirdo cab driver hat.”

 

Are we sure Bryson and Trevor Bauer don’t have the same biological dad?