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Got to pick a third of the Supreme Court. Doesn't know who wrote the Constitution.

 

It is amazing to me that there are people out there that believe a president is allowed to block evidence of his illegal activities through “executive privilege’’. And that its possible the current Supreme Court will say that he can. What a country we live in.

 

Don’t care. Still funny.

 

It is indeed funny because he's dumb as a coffee mug full of nails and everyone knows it. Another allele from Dad.

 

Oh, hell, that was 'shopped at first glance, and yes, it was still funny. It expresses a greater truth. An alternate truth, if you will.

 

Those paragons of country music, the Austin Lounge Lizards, cut a song that speaks to Eric's genetic makeup.

"Shallow End of the Gene Pool"

(Emily Kaitz)


My Daddy was a man of letters
My Mama was a head of state
But when they got their chromosomes together
They gave me all of their recessive traits
I'm an embarrassment to evolution
My disposition is unstable and cruel
My blood's a catastrophic blend
'Cause I'm from the shallow end of the gene pool

My IQ is a negative number
I've got a sense of humor no one can stand
My development was seriously encumbered
By playing music with the Lounge Lizards band
I'm a social director's nightmare
At dinner parties I just babble and drool
It's not easy making friends
When you're from the shallow end of the gene pool

Chorus:
I'm from the shallow end of the gene pool
My x-rays make the doctors laugh
When they tried to chart my EEG waves
Well I wasn't even on the graph

Biological research is booming
They're making breakthroughs like you wouldn't believe
They say genetic engineering in humans
Will someday soon be a reality
I'm gonna get me a DNA transplant
They're gonna rearrange my molecules
Some natural laws will have to bend
To get me from the shallow end of the gene pool

 

Dr. Rachel Levine:
--BA Harvard/MD from Tulane
--Former Med School Professor
--Former Head of Pennsylvania State Department of Health

Lauren Boebert:
--Once pleaded guilty to unsafe vehicle charge after rolling her car into a ditch
--Restaurant owner. Food from that restaurant responsible for more than 80 cases of food poisoning at a county rodeo
--Obtained GED in 2020

 

It’s Biden’s fault.

The White House on Wednesday announced its plan to roll out coronavirus vaccines for children ages 5 to 11, pending the vaccine’s approval by federal health officials, which the Biden administration anticipates will happen within weeks.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/10/20/vaccine-children-coronavirus-covid-biden/

 

It's like that video of a marching band playing "Hit the road, Jack" as it went past the White House in Trump's final days. Not true, but still damn funny.

 

F*ck it. I'm tired of these pigs in Congress. Today, I'm announcing my candidacy for the U.S. House of Representatives.

Garrow '22. "You let Trump into office, why not me?"

 

Where’s his gas mask?