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Muh Muh Muh My Corona (virus)

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Twirling Time, Jan 21, 2020.

  1. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Rodgers doesn’t care about being vaxxed because his 401k is doing just fine.
     
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  2. tapintoamerica

    tapintoamerica Well-Known Member

    Tough deal for him. Quits Marshall and then dies?
    Oh yeah. Wrong Dog Holliday.
     
  3. wicked

    wicked Well-Known Member

    You're correct, I remembered it backward. I'll update my post.
     
  4. Hermes

    Hermes Well-Known Member

    Halloween’s over. What’s his excuse for that stringy, gross hair at this point?

    You gotta realize if your hair was meant to be grown out or not.
     
  5. OscarMadison

    OscarMadison Well-Known Member

    Depends on the family.
     
  6. Brooklyn Bridge

    Brooklyn Bridge Well-Known Member

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  7. garrow

    garrow Well-Known Member

    Don't get me started on showers. OK? I will not talk about it. I'll only talk about showers and-- OK? But there is three things. I won't talk about it. This way, they can't report it.

    So what happens? So what happens, I call my environmental people. Why are we doing this? Because when you wash your hands, it takes you five times longer. You know, the water's weak. You get soap. You can't get it off. I said, open it up. They said, what do you mean? Take the restrictors off.

    People know. And if you're out here, you've got to be careful, and you got to do all the things you've been doing anyway. Take the restrictors off. And you may leave it in certain areas where you might need it. But most of the country-- big portion, it doesn't need it.

    Then on the shower, the worst. You ever get under a shower where no water comes out? And me, I want that hair to be so beautiful. I want the hair to look good. I go into some of these hotels-- you know, you travel. I go into these hotels, new hotels. They do a nice job. It's not their fault. And I get in there. I say, Oh, I can look at it now. I know they-- everything.

    I say, Oh, here we go. Turn on the water. Drip, drip, drip, drip, drip. But now you go into a shower, and the water pours out. You go into a sink, and you can wash your hands very nicely. Beautiful. And the third thing to worry about, OK, we won't talk about. Just one time. That's all.
     
  8. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    He’s our fuckleberry.
     
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  9. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    And now I don’t know if that’s Rodgers or Trump.
     
  10. Octave

    Octave Well-Known Member

    I agree, and I learned this very quickly when I tried out my own hippie-dippie cosplay (granted not at age 37).

    It's not cool to walk around every day looking like you just got out of bed ... but I suppose that is the mark of 'free thinking' too.
     
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  11. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    We all got jabbed around 11:30 CDT. No complications yet — not even a sore arm.
     
  12. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    I recall covering a pre-Wimbledon party in the early 90s. The high point was meeting Sting during his celebrated not-bathing-on-a-daily-basis period.
     
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