Fun and interesting twitter

I hate being that guy, but I'll be that guy -- they couldn't find a way to get those six kids that didn't score a single point in a game they won by 84, but hey, that one kid got to score more points in the second half than the other team did all game.

 

Journey Emerson, don't stop be-heaving.

 

Looks like Rip found himself another good hand.

 

The mayor, according to a news story I read, also claimed a certain creative writing book was akin to child pornography. So you know this is a guy who someday will get caught in a massage parlor someday.

 

That's almost as good as the radio station coming over the air and asking us to be quiet because our next-door apartment neighbor had to go to work at the station in three hours. It was the night Tyson lost to Buster, and we were loud for hours afterward.