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The best headline ever

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Neutral Corner, Oct 6, 2022.

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  1. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    Normally, I'd throw this one in the Twitter thread and let it ride, but it struck me funny and I thought that this crowd might appreciate it.


     
    Neutral Corner, Oct 6, 2022
    #1
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  2. Matt1735

    Matt1735 Well-Known Member

    Nothing will ever best Trenton, NJ!
     
    Matt1735, Oct 6, 2022
    #2
    part-timer and Slacker like this.
  3. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

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    Vombatus, Oct 6, 2022
    #3
    swingline, Baron Scicluna, Patchen and 3 others like this.
  4. Slacker

    Slacker Well-Known Member

    The best headline I ever wrote,
    or at least my favorite, was buried
    in a briefs roundup on B1:

    Skating preacher
    seeks holy rollers
     
    Slacker, Oct 6, 2022
    #4
    Fred siegle, garrow and Neutral Corner like this.
  5. UPChip

    UPChip Well-Known Member

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    UPChip, Oct 6, 2022
    #5
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  6. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    One of the best I ever wrote involved a crosstown rivalry baseball game where a player named Byrd had about 30 points.

    "Mugwumps give Comets the Byrd"

    Of course some parent from the losing team complained to our wussy managing editor and I got called in his office and lectured to.
     
    micropolitan guy, Oct 6, 2022
    #6
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  7. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    How do you SUPER CALEY it though?

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    Songbird, Oct 6, 2022
    #7
  8. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    Roasted Nuts
     
    swingline, Oct 6, 2022
    #8
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  9. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    LeBron: 'Hummer was a gift from mom.'
     
    bumpy mcgee, Oct 6, 2022
    #9
    heyabbott, HanSenSE and Batman like this.
  10. MileHigh

    MileHigh Moderator Staff Member

    nuts.jpg
     
    MileHigh, Oct 6, 2022
    #10
    swingline, SixToe, Scout and 6 others like this.
  11. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Delonte West agrees.
     
    Batman, Oct 6, 2022
    #11
    wicked, Slacker, heyabbott and 2 others like this.
  12. DanielSimpsonDay

    DanielSimpsonDay Well-Known Member

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    DanielSimpsonDay, Oct 6, 2022
    #12
    Batman, franticscribe, Regan MacNeil and 1 other person like this.
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