Elon Musk takes over Twitter

So, next week with the election is shaping up to be an epic shitshow on Twitter. Good job, good effort, Elon.

 

Tip: Maybe stay off Twitter on election night. The biggest impediment to media literacy in this country is people treating Twitter like it’s the goddamn AP.

 

You don't have to tell me. Unfortunately millions of others aren't going to know that.

 

Pay me or else!!!

 

Go long on popcorn futures.

 

If you've been saving up since 2004, that's a pretty nice followthrough on a tee shot that's going to leave you with a short wedge to the green.

 

Especially since he made a reference to Chinese workers being so much more efficient than Americans and how they "burn the 3 a.m. oil."

He's betting the GOP takes back control of Congress and with social media, he can make 1/6 look like a church book club.

 

That should do a nice job of reassuring advertisers.

It’s like he’s taking financial advice from Kanye West.

 

Only Elon Musk would throw away $44 billion to pwn the libs.

 

I don’t understand enough about finance to know if this is even possible, but I know somebody here does: Is there a scenario in which it’s better for Elon Musk if Twitter simply dies?