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Fore please: The 2023 Masters thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by MileHigh, Apr 2, 2023.

  1. UPChip

    UPChip Well-Known Member

    I used to hate anything with eggs in it like that, but I now pickle eggs from time to time (goes great with cheap beer) and buy deviled eggs and potato salad at the grocery store. I'm honestly not even sure what pimento cheese tastes like, as a Northerner. I like the pimentos in the cheap jars of green olives?
     
  2. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    I've never understood the romanticism for garbage-weather golf. I don't think I'd find spirituality in a sideways rain in Scotland or Bandon like I read in some golf mags, I'd just be really effing wet and shooting 120. Meh.
     
    Last edited: Apr 8, 2023
  3. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    One time in college I was trying to play through the rain on the university course. It was sprinkling a bit, then opened up. I made it through one hole and then got to the next tee box. When I swung, the club went farther than the ball did. That was enough of rainy golf for me on that day.
     
  4. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

  5. qtlaw

    qtlaw Well-Known Member

    As I tell my buddies, "I'm Solar Golfer" not Wet Weather Willie. Especially being in Cali, there's really no reason to brave the weather because a sunny day is right around the corner (sorry to rest of you in the Midwest and East.)
     
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  6. I Should Coco

    I Should Coco Well-Known Member

    Me either.

    Besides the gaping talent gap, another difference between we mortal golfers and the pros is we pay to play golf, and they get paid to play it.

    In other words, if we wake up and the weather is like it was Saturday morning at Augusta, we postpone that round for another day instead of paying to play in horrible conditions.
     
  7. BurnsWhenIPee

    BurnsWhenIPee Well-Known Member

  8. Jake from State Farm

    Jake from State Farm Well-Known Member

    When I worked in Marquette the golf season was so short people would play every day, in any conditions, until winter came, usually in October
     
  9. Scout

    Scout Well-Known Member

    Heaven

    Think of a savory, little spicy, little sweet cheese spread.
     
  10. tapintoamerica

    tapintoamerica Well-Known Member

  11. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    That's a caricature of her caricature. We can't let fans back in the forest because more trees may fall!

    I can't believe the greencoats put up with her shit year after year. The chairman doesn't take a ton of questions at his annual press conference but Christine always gets to ask her long-winded one about some kind of injustice, which she probably practiced for months.
     
  12. Deskgrunt50

    Deskgrunt50 Well-Known Member

    My southern-born wife introduced me to it. So good.
     
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