The Queen is Dead -- Long Live the Queen

Charles is going to slim down the monarchy, but that doesn't mean him.

"One got his. The rest of you bugger off. Stiff upper lip."

 

Between this and the Kentucky Derby, peak day for hats.

 

They got divorced before Diana died. I hate to think about her being miserable all these years. I'd rather write a new version of the fairy tale where the princess escapes by any means necessary.

Camilla is living the mistress' dream right now, isn't she? She broke up the royal family, married the prince, and now she's freakin' queen! Even the rigidly formal BBC dropped the "Consort" -- aka married to the king, not born to the throne -- part of the title during the brief part of the coronation I watched.

 

The last time they had one of these my old man marched in it with his army unit. He's been dead for 31 years.

 

"William, be a lad and inform your half brother that We do not desire him to be in the balcony photograph."

The Sun is doing its best to trash Harry. If you look at pics on twitter, he's the happiest dude there to get out of that mess.

 

Charles and Camilla both looked miserable, he had to traipse around in that robe which reminded me of what Harley Race got for winning King of the Ring,

I kept playing this on my phone with the volume right up and my wife eventually banished me from the room:

 

The last two times there was a King Charles, England descended into civil war and London burned down. Can't wait to see what the final chapter of the trilogy brings.

 

Pie lesu domini, dona eis requiem.

 

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

 

THWACK!