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“Madam, teaching about virgin births would be sexualizing children as we’ve been told by the Moms For Liberty that anything that can be remotely related to sex is considered grooming.”

 

Shhhhhhh. Don't tell them about Lot and his daughters.

 

Yeah, but it’s OK for a guy to have his hand on the missile button if he believes a woman became pregnant with a magic fetus without actually having sex.

Yep.

 

OK, so I hate Twitter, and I hate people.

Our state high school association passed a rule today that if a fan gets ejected, the school in question is fined $250.
A reporter from the biggest paper in the state tweeted the info as an FYI.
The responses were:
"That's so gay."
"It's a public school, and these people pay taxes."

WHY WHY WHY is that the go-to for these assholes - gay and taxes - instead of celebrating the fact that the state is trying to crack down on people being jerks?

 

There’s an old MAGA couple that live across the street from me. I’ve only met the woman once — she yelled at my son and I to not let our dog piss or shit on her lawn. Using those exact words. In front of my then 7-year-old.

She also apparently calls the cops all the time on her more immediate neighbors for even the slightest transgressions.

Seems like a joy.

 

In my experience, the military is more racially harmonious than 99 percent of the country.

 

Burn her house down. With or without her in it.

 

So that's why she stuck around.

 

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I'd a neighbor like that as a kid. Old man used to throw rocks at the cats. My Marine dad told him one time if he ever saw him do it again he'd break his arm.