President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

JFK would have loved comparing notes on the random D’s they dropped but that’s about it.

 

To understand voters' concern about Biden's age we spoke to five Proud Boys as they robbed an assisted-living facility in Macon.

 

The Florida standards on teaching about slavery left me imagining a former slave walking into a job interview with a resume.

"Hello, oh, so it says here you were a slave for the last 20 years."
"Yes"
"How'd that go for you?
"Not the greatest, to be honest."
"I understand. But you picked up a few skills along the way I bet?"
"I guess."
"Tell me about them."
"Well, Master showed us how to pick cotton, and put up with a lot of bullshit."
"I see...."

 

Django LinkedIn

 

If you've never seen this, It's worth a minute and a half of your time.

 

You can't really parody Maureen Dowd.

 

Why not? She does it all the time.

"Is Smith Muellering it?" He's gone up the pyramid, getting testimony on record from the bottom all the way up to Trump's closest advisors, family, and the two body men who live in his pocket every day. He's dropped multiple charges that could see him die in prison already, and we know that there is at least one more and probably two more rounds of indictments yet to come.

I'm not worried about Jack Smith. But Trump is.

 

Exactly. No one's going to beat what she puts out there herself. Why bother?

 

So, Desantis going all-in on teaching, "well, slavery wasn't really so bad for Black people."

He's so, so, so bad at this. What an absolute face plant on the national stage.

And, we continue to live in the stupidest time.

 

Maureen Dowd looks great. The absolute apotheosis of a GILF.

But she ate an edible in Denver and went _______. As the saying goes, you don't stick your ___ in _______.

 

So much fucking around, so little finding out.