Freak on a leash

A Japanese YouTuber named Toco spent $20,000 to create a hyper-realistic border collie costume to fulfill his dream of being an animal.

https://nypost.com/2023/07/28/toco-the-human-border-collie-steps-out-for-first-ever-walk-in-public/

 

He will love you for a long time.

 

If he shits in the street, he better pick it up.

 

Who's a good human?

 

He says he rarely tells his friends because he’s afraid they’ll think he’s weird.

No, dude. It’s not that they think you’re weird. It’s that you’re weird.

 

I thought this was going to be a thread about Tim Lincecum.

 

...and then he was cornered in an alley and shot by constables while Jenny Agutter cried.

Seriously, the costume is pretty impressive.

 

Major props on the thred hed too.

 

Not the first.

Nor likely the last.

Man who spent £19,000 to become a wolf no longer feels human

 

If he meets a group of people who are willing to spend that kind of money on realistic sheep costumes, his life will be complete.

 

Somehow fucking has to be involved in this.

Don’t screw the pooch.

 

It's all shits and giggles until you upgrade to the ape suit ...