President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

So apparently all that 5G stuff was in their heads. In their heeeeeeeaaaaaaddds.

 

Take your like and get out of here.

 

do you even know what a wawa is

 

I've been using that one all afternoon, and I'm shocked, and frankly somewhat disappointed that we've been too busy debating the merits of college to do this sine qua non of shitposting, a phrase I learned, ironically, at college.

 

The best social life. Tremendous social life. You know, in the old days nobody would have dreamed of it.

 

The head of residence life a former athlete big strong man came up to me with tears in his eyes and said sir what you've brought to our campus we'd never dreamed of so much fun so much

 

Almost as bad as Dijon mustard on a burger

 

At least he wasn't wearing them with a tan suit. The Capitol might have imploded.

 

Speaker Jordan.

 

They're pulling so much ass--more ass than you've ever seen, ever dreamed of.

 

Not "one" factor, pretty much the ONLY factor